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I met the hottest guy when I was out surfing last night. The universe just seems to keep throwing me these tasty twenty somethings. I chatted with him for as long as I could before dropping the "H" bomb. Why do you tempt me so, universe? I swear I think I was this close to making out with him right out in the line up, god that would have been hot.. I even went out to dinner with a bunch of people in hopes of seeing him again. He had the chance to go home and when he showed up he was all dressed up and he was so hot I could have died. And he has one of my favorite guy's names ever. I shamelessly even switched seats so I could keep talking to him. He's a high voltage electrician. With a lip ring. Is is just that I'm jonesing for a fix after staying home from the burn and not getting my little yearly treat, naw, I saw his picture on line and I'm sure I wasn't imagining it. He's really that hot.
Ok, and what is up with the new Junior engineers at work. First there was the blond one, and then a few days later theres a really built one. Not that the blond one is anything to sneeze at, I keep staring at his arms, I wonder if he's caught me yet? Probably. I went right up and ask the second one his name and then i think I forgot it. At least these guys work way up in the office. Oh, who am I kidding? Its a company with only 30 people, and they come back to work on prototypes all the time. When i saw the first guy I tried to stay as far away as I could, but he was like if I was one of those stupid girls who makes a list of what they want in a guy, he would be the whole list! WTF? What kind of cruel joke is the universe trying to play on me now? So one was bad enough, but two, I'm not even sure if the second one is anything but eye candy, but where are these guys coming from, and where were they before I got married? (if you answered "middle school" to the second one, you would probably be right)
Ok, so I tried to avoid the first hot one as long as I could, but then I got paired up with him for a ping pong tournament, and of course, we totally hit it off. So now we play ping pong and talk about surfing every day, is that too obvious? My boss is happy that I am finally playing ping pong. I think I am going to explode.
Ok, and what is up with the new Junior engineers at work. First there was the blond one, and then a few days later theres a really built one. Not that the blond one is anything to sneeze at, I keep staring at his arms, I wonder if he's caught me yet? Probably. I went right up and ask the second one his name and then i think I forgot it. At least these guys work way up in the office. Oh, who am I kidding? Its a company with only 30 people, and they come back to work on prototypes all the time. When i saw the first guy I tried to stay as far away as I could, but he was like if I was one of those stupid girls who makes a list of what they want in a guy, he would be the whole list! WTF? What kind of cruel joke is the universe trying to play on me now? So one was bad enough, but two, I'm not even sure if the second one is anything but eye candy, but where are these guys coming from, and where were they before I got married? (if you answered "middle school" to the second one, you would probably be right)
Ok, so I tried to avoid the first hot one as long as I could, but then I got paired up with him for a ping pong tournament, and of course, we totally hit it off. So now we play ping pong and talk about surfing every day, is that too obvious? My boss is happy that I am finally playing ping pong. I think I am going to explode.
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OMG! The blond engineer's MySpace says he likes to make music. love and cookies. COOKIES! Ok, seriously, he skateboards, surfs, plays hockey, the only sports I care about. He is smart as fuck, plays punk music, outgoing, Loud, funny as hell, built like a surfer should be, good with his hands, welds at least well enough to carry on a decent conversation about it, so he's probably actually good at it. I just can't respect a man who can't stick weld (SMAW). And if he's done vertical, he can. So now he cooks, too. It's like I made him up. I hope I'm not going crazier and imagined the whole thing. Nobody is that perfect.
He does woodworking, well, he can use a mill and a lathe probably better than I can, at least now that I'm lazy from using a cnc. You know how big a turn on it is for me to find someone who can use tools better than me? And how RARE it is? I feel like someone has mixed my brain up with a spoon. He might be the hottest guy I have ever met.
So we went out surfing together and the first song that comes up in his play list is "Hands Clean" by Alanis Morrisette, with lyrics like "This could get messy, but you don't seem to mind" and "no one knows except the both of us" did he plan that? that had to be a co incidence right? No guy is that good. Except maybe this one, I think he's one of those who seduces women by just looking at them, though, I doubt he needs tricks.
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I'm serious, I need help, we went surfing again to day, he's like a fucking superhero, some guy lost his longboard and he swam over and caught it for the guy, and then swam over and gave it back to him, all while he was helping me!
Ok, so I'm at his house and its like a TV show or something, they ALL surf, and they are ALL engineers, and they are ALL musicians, and they live across the street from the beach.
Here's the best part: He had this flowerless chocolate cake he made. It's like I'm having a really nice dream and I don't want to wake up!
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